I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.

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Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.
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Answers I have given to people asking what I want for my birthday
- “a trip to Disney World”
- “take me to see the floating lights”
- “Aladdin”
- “guys… I wanna castle”
- “I WANT MA FREEEDUM”
- “a bulbous, bandit snarfblatt”
- “if you don’t know about my Disney obsession by now I don’t know why I invited you”
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“He’s got a super weird thing with badgers.”
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