I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.
Answers I have given to people asking what I want for my birthday
- “a trip to Disney World”
- “take me to see the floating lights”
- “guys… I wanna castle”
- “I WANT MA FREEEDUM”
- “a bulbous, bandit snarfblatt”
- “if you don’t know about my Disney obsession by now I don’t know why I invited you”
Now let’s see your war face.
“He’s got a super weird thing with badgers.”